that gif is so usefUL
there are lots of…things happening in florida lately
Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji
*Fills wheelbarrow until it’s practically over flowing to avoids several trips to the manure pile*
when u the only one turnt at the party
Well.. That’s one way to stand. #weirdo
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
I don’t think you understand how much I need this.
One man’s loss is another man’s gain.
I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.
"talk dirty to me"
perfect braids <3
Soooo I’ve been rather side-tracked as far as those goals and plans for 2014 have progressed. Soooo I’ve decided that this week I am going to start looking for another job. I’m probably gonna die, and I’m not really looking forward to this, but I need to actually make money and stop letting my bank account drop to roughly $30 or less. Also I am opening up a savings account this week maybe. Hopefully. This is also ridiculous. Its March, why haven’t I opened an account. Next! I am re-signing up for driving lessons, hopefully by the end of this week…or next week. I can now afford them for-sure. So maybe the savings account will have to wait for taxes. I think this is a good plan for the moment. That is all.
sounds like something a vampire would say